I've just watched Ant-Man about 5 mins ago when i wrote this and yes.. the whole 'shrink and grow' thing has successfully provoked my thought. You'd better watch the movie before reading this following bullshit.
How does it feel to have a suit that is able to resize your body instantly? I bet it would be totally great. You can do LOTS of fun things with that suit. I wonder what things i'm gonna do if i had that awesome suit.
The first thing i'm gonna do is eating a lot and when i'm getting fat, i'm just gonna shrink myself to get in shape. Pretty clever, isn't it? and when somebody pisses me off, i'll shrink myself into the size of bacteria, sneak into his/her urethra, and grow myself back to normal size and he/she will gonna be in a worst pain for sure. What a douche.
I'm gonna grow myself like a gigantic monster, start a business called 'Nuris Sungkar Instant-Transports', and make lots of money by lifting people's cars from traffic jam, then transport them instantly to their destinations. I want to grow myself into the highest level and start ruling the world as well.
And when i miss the girl that i secretly admire, i'll put on the suit,
shrink myself into the size of an ant, then visit her house at night and
watch her sleeping all night long. Shit, i don't even know her house.
Then, when i get bored and fed-up, i'll shrink myself between the molecules, enter the subatomic state, and start losing track of time and reality, just keep shrinking forever with no way to get out. Poof. And i'll be gone forever in the end.
Such a dramatic bullshit.
But seriously, someday when i become rich, i should reconsider my will to build a death star to live in and start paying some mad scientist to invent Ant-Man's suit. And when it comes true, i strongly recommend the people that might piss me off to embrace their urethras. It's gonna hurt. A lot.
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